Post by OPERATOR on Oct 1, 2011 13:26:09 GMT -5
WELCOME TO WHEATLEY LABORATORIES!
All new registered staff members, scientists, test subjects and A.I. must under go the safety regulations and rules of this facility.
Failure to follow will result in unemployment, incineration and being smashed.
Most members will interact with each other through Role Play or Common Topics, Studies show that sometimes things can be taken too far or others might not like what they read/see, thus resulting in open arguments on the board.
Rule #1: NO GOD MODE (you can die here.)
Rule #2: MUST BE PORTAL RELATED ( remember, you are in Whealtey labs, not Middle Earth or Dracula's Castle. )
Rule #3: NO TROLLING (random or intentional of harsh acts will results in your removal. )
Rule #4: NEVER call ours proud CEO and Founder a 'Moron'.
The Last A.1. who did was turned into a Potato Battery and smashed into a pit.
Rule #5: No NSFW photos or strong Sexual RP. (We are trying to do some work here, We suggest you do such act's in your Private Note section. A.K.A. your Lunch Break. )
Coupling in the work pace is fine.
Rule #6: In case of sudden entry into space, may God help you.
Rule #7: OC's only! If you wish to RP as a Character from the game 'Portal' then you MUST ask the administrator!
We will interview you and see if you are fit to play the characters roll.
IN CASE YOUR DEATH OCCURS...
All Staff Members, Scientists, Test Subjects and A.I.'s who have faced an unfortunate 'accident' will be transferred over to the reassembly machine, brain scan/perma backup, and even cloned if necessarily.
If Unable to revive your body then your brain will be transferred into an Personality Core temperately.
If you have any questions or concerns then please contact the Administrators.
Thank you and have a nice day. nice day. nic. niceday. day.day. daaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy..
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All new registered staff members, scientists, test subjects and A.I. must under go the safety regulations and rules of this facility.
Failure to follow will result in unemployment, incineration and being smashed.
Most members will interact with each other through Role Play or Common Topics, Studies show that sometimes things can be taken too far or others might not like what they read/see, thus resulting in open arguments on the board.
Rule #1: NO GOD MODE (you can die here.)
Rule #2: MUST BE PORTAL RELATED ( remember, you are in Whealtey labs, not Middle Earth or Dracula's Castle. )
Rule #3: NO TROLLING (random or intentional of harsh acts will results in your removal. )
Rule #4: NEVER call ours proud CEO and Founder a 'Moron'.
The Last A.1. who did was turned into a Potato Battery and smashed into a pit.
Rule #5: No NSFW photos or strong Sexual RP. (We are trying to do some work here, We suggest you do such act's in your Private Note section. A.K.A. your Lunch Break. )
Coupling in the work pace is fine.
Rule #6: In case of sudden entry into space, may God help you.
Rule #7: OC's only! If you wish to RP as a Character from the game 'Portal' then you MUST ask the administrator!
We will interview you and see if you are fit to play the characters roll.
IN CASE YOUR DEATH OCCURS...
All Staff Members, Scientists, Test Subjects and A.I.'s who have faced an unfortunate 'accident' will be transferred over to the reassembly machine, brain scan/perma backup, and even cloned if necessarily.
If Unable to revive your body then your brain will be transferred into an Personality Core temperately.
If you have any questions or concerns then please contact the Administrators.
Thank you and have a nice day. nice day. nic. niceday. day.day. daaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy..
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